(Newswire.net — March 15th, 2013) Savannah, Georgia — El Ninjo announces his latest childrens books release and publicly announces that his popular fart book series is available on the Kindle store. He has released the first book of this series on February 1, 2013.
El Ninjo, the buttom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of his latest fart book called, “WANTED: The Best Sport Activity for El Ninjo – Fart Pleasures On the Center Court & Beyond.”
El Ninjo has known for months what docotos finally agreed upon in a recent study that they released in the beginning of this year. The study encourages the passengers who are aboard aircrafts to fart all they want.
This study is old news for El Ninjo because he has taken advantage of the benefits that come from farting and he has shown his own views and opinions of what farts can do if used in a strategic way. He has shown young and old how to make farting work.
El Ninjo has demonstrated all the way that he is the true master of flatulent bottom burping fart situations and he has already become famous for his funny fart escapades and bean blowing fart adventures that young and old love to read about in a comic book like this.
He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter.
He has demonstrated the health factor of everything that is related to beans many times and tells the kids: “Eating beans on a regular basis, helps save the visit to the doctor because farting is a very healthy and beneficial art and scinece!”
El Ninjo couldn’t be happier with this recently released doctor’s study that confirms his gut feeling about the effects of beans that he has liberally been sharing with his readers since his first fart book came out.
The goal of his fart book series is not only to amuse kids and their parents about the stinky side of farts, but he also likes to give them a more educational and mentally stimulating idea about what farts can do for you!
El Ninjo agrees with the following quote of the medical airplane fart study: “Not farting when the urge presents itself holds significant drawbacks for the individual, such as discomfort and even pain, bloating, dyspepsia [indigestion], pyrosis [heartburn] – just to name but a few resulting abdominal symptoms.”
Since El Ninjo has written his first fart book, his readers have fallen in love with him because young and old readers alike love his unique sense of humor and his social intelligence. He is not just a stinky puppy that farts for the sake of it like the most children and kid fart books do it.
El Nijo does not insult the intelligence of young readers with some unrealistic worm eating or pre-historic fart nonsense.
Parents agree that they finally have found El Ninjo’s fart book series to be the perfect solution of how they are going to deal with the subject of farting when trying to explain it to their kids.
“It is hard to explain to a kid that they have to respect a certain social etiquette when it comes to certain body sounds and smells”, says Nina Padderson, a Mom of a 7 year old boy who has totally fallen in love with El Nino’s fart book series.
She continues: “Finally my boy has found not only a funny story, but at the same time a smart and witty fart book that uses intelligent dialogues and stories that are written from the perspective of a puppy dog who has to solve all kinds of problems as he conquers the world. I never liked these stupid gross out kid
fart books that are only focused on the stupid pooping and farting around just for the sake of it and without any intellectual challenge for the kid at all.”
Another father of a five year old girl confirms: “What I love about this fart book series is the fact that it is written from the perspective of the dog and not from the perspective of a stupid kid that is farting around all day long because like this my girl can use her brain to understand what is going on and why. The dog let’s her explore all the different situations that might happen as life happens.
Like this she can look at it from a more objective way because she does not have to identify herself with the dog or even agree with the dog like so many stupid fart books are doing it. This approach uses a more objective approach so that my girl can look at it with critical eyes from her own perspective and she is motivated to use her own brain.
This type of fart book allows for her own intellectual stimulation because the fart situations are created in a way so that my daughter can interact and show her own responses and reactions whether or not she agrees with the story. The stories help her develop a sense of what is right and wrong and learning about social etiquette in a fun way like this is the way to go for me as a parent!”
Another parent says: “Other kid fart books are pressing the young reader into the view of the narrator and they have to identify with the stupdid fart character without giving the reader a chance to see the story from a different angle.”
Today, parents are very passionate about their kid’s learning experience and their intelligence development. Parents love the fact that their kids have fun and LOL while learning at the same time. Parents even love to laugh toghether with their kids about some crazy fart jokes and pranks that are
truly comical. Parents pass a very passionate moment with their kids by looking at the hilarious fart comic illustrations and art that comes with each story.
On the other hand, parents also love their kids to mentally participate and to get exposed to some intelligent stories that bring the fart story to life without insulting the kids or the parents and without degrading their kids to stupdid and annying farters.
In the end the question becomes who loves kids who are farting around from the moment they wake up until the moment they go to bed without doing anything else.
Parents love their kids to be educated about this embarrassing issue and to learn some little tidbids and tips that come from farting around.
For example, El Ninjo teaches the kids that farting spares the visit at the doctor’s office and he teaches them that his bean blowing winds can be beneficial if used strategically during some tough sporting competition situations.
Kids love to learn these little tidbids and tricks that they can now discover for themselves without being degraded as notorious and annoying farters themselves.
Kids and parents agree that they love to look at El Ninjo’s comical picture books. Parents even use El Ninjo’s picture book for bedtime stories with their kids because there is always an ethical value behind each story. The stories make the kids aware of the ethical and social etiquette side of farts and children become more strategical about why farts might be useful and helpful depending on the social situation.
El Ninjo has gotten very good critiques about his fart book series and the way that he is strategically using his bottom burping talent inside each story and this is what makes his stories different and unique from the more common and stupid kids short story fart books.
He has also written a second book called: “WANTED: The Best Sport Activity for El Ninjo – Fart Pleasures On the Center Court & Beyond” and parents love the fact that each sports activity story teaches a funny lesson.
Like his first picture book, the second book has been released to the Kindle platform where kids can discover El Ninjo’s stories togheterh with their parents.
You can take a look at El Ninjo’s latest ebooks for children comic book releases right on the Kindle marketplace itself.
El Ninjo has been convinced by his young readers to also transform his books into audio books. He has confirmed that he already got started with the audios. Once his fart audio book series is ready and on the appropriate selling platform, he is going to notify all his raving children short story fans.
When asked for some final words about the fart study in the plane, there is one last thing that El Ninjo agrees upon with the doctors from the study which is the following: “Pilots, however, are encouraged not to fart, because grossed out co-pilots can render flights unsafe.”
This kind of attitude is how El Ninjo rolls because he likes to teach kids at the same time and this makes him stand out like a boss. Where other fart books feature some annoying wussie kids that are farting around no matter on what grounds they are moving around, El Ninjo always shows what a fart can do for you!