(Newswire.net — January 29, 2014) Dallas, TX — Bridges. They’re everywhere, but have you ever heard of the bridge to freedom? On one side is the land of not-really-freedom, and on the other side is the land called freedom. One garage door company is working around the clock to literally bridge the gap and cross this great divide known as “The divide between not-really-freedom and freedom.”
Have you ever felt the heavy weight of not-really-freedom beating down upon you? Have you ever been referred to as a slave and been traded for 3 head of cattle? Well, fear not kimosabi as you are not alone. Fox Overhead Door is the garage door company that you and your family need in order to find the right peace, or literally the piece, for your garage door.
This became apparent after talking to Fox Overhead Door’s owner and first client, Maximus Fox. “Yes, it’s true that I’m also a client, because I believe in our goals, ideals, dreams, visions, puffy-cloudiness, sprinkled charms, and magical mechanical prowess. We have dreams, like you and your family, and rather than letting them keep you up at night, you can call us, because at night, we’ll still be open. At night, your garage door is safe. At night, garage door repair is only a phone call away 24/7 for your convenience.”
When choosing the correct contractor to build the epic bridge to freedom, the world knew it had to choose the garage door company that would be called “the chosen one”, named for being the post choice option and the past tense of the word “choose”.
“Look, it’s a bridge.They’re really not easy to build. I’m a garage door expert not a bridge designer, so don’t expect this to hold up with anything more than a well-fed chihuahua on it. Truth be told, the water below is actually only about a foot deep, so I recommend avoiding the bridge altogether.”
The point is that freedom, all powerful and mysterious, is attainable in a world riddled with faulty garage door openers and broken springs, you just have to know how deep the river is.
If you would like more information on bridging gaps or garage door repair that benefits humanity, please contact http://www.foxoverheaddoor.com.